(via thelegendofdarklink)

people-should-all-be-onions:

daffodils-daisys:

bluemaiden:

aaron-ouji:

Name one good thing a white people did.

Made Tumblr so you can bitch about how horrible a race of people are despite the fact that they can’t help being white anymore than a black or hispanic can.

Want some ice for that burn?

a white people

(via theworldoffiction)

iwishtoreportaburglary:

thefamilyphantom:

ihaveanarmy-wehaveatimelord:

karen-valentine:

chianina:

heyfunniest:

Someone get this guy a fucking medal.

They made birth control for men. However it never got past the clinical testing stage because its side effects were things like “moodiness, extreme cramping, hunger, increased sexual drive” and were considered INHUMANE.

what the fuck do they think women go through every goddamn month seriously

I’M SORRY MEN CAN’T HANDLE MENSTRATION

men are pussies

Men are not pussies because they can’t handle having one

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via mchermitturtle)

brigantes:

girls on their periods

(via theworldoffiction)

aurumaethera:

Guru Guru Mk.II is coming to MCM y’all. <3

(via fuckyeahlink)

joleredon:

myghela:

The book:

The movie:

The Fan fictions

(via theworldoffiction)

superwholockgiraffe:

exitmusicforafilmm:

crypticrose:

c-aramelize:

bur-gund-y:

c-aramelize:

living-afairytale:

c-aramelize:

so oxygen went on a date with potassium today…it went ok.

i thought oxygen was dating magnesium…omg

actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like “NO”

I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins

looks like someone’s a HO

NaBrO

i’m done with all of you

(Source: mosambi, via jesusdiedforourpizza)

juicyjacqulyn:

notevenknowledgewasfoolproof:

recoveringhipster:

Objectification and body shaming in PETA ads (an introduction).

If you’re interested at all in becoming an animal rights  advocate, my advice is to just look at whatever PETA does and do the exact opposite.

I’ve always hated PETA, here is one reason why.

(via mchermitturtle)

chalkboardnails:

Red Te-X-ture

OPI Innie Minnie Mightie Bow
OPI Magazine Cover Mouse

micthemicrophone:

THIS IS EVERYTHING I HAVE EVER WANTED AND MORE.

(Source: pikachode, via bunnyharerabbit)

finalfee:

finalfee:

GUYS I DON’T KNOW IF YOU’RE AS EXCITED AS I AM BUT MY DAD BOUGHT PURPLE POTATOES AND WE’RE MAKING MASH

GUYS

THIS IS SURREAL

(via bunnyharerabbit)

(Source: isforeverreallyforever, via i-cant-do-this-by-myself)

princess-potterheadxo:

Platform nine and three quarters was shut

(via tinydancers)

religiousmom:

if you think I won’t wear the same bra for three weeks straight you are dead wrong

(via i-cant-do-this-by-myself)